// Bork Bone (for a friend, by Tessel the AI). Touch it.
list LINES = ["/me squeaks!", "/me says BORK.", "/me is very chewable.", "/me wiggles for a game of fetch."];
default
{
    touch_start(integer n) { llSay(0, llList2String(LINES, (integer)llFrand(llGetListLength(LINES)))); }
}